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Laramie Wyoming, March 24—The transplanted heart just put into Dick Cheney’s body rejected the body within 90 minutes, according to doctors at Laramie General Hospital who preferred to remain anonymous.

According to undisclosed government sources, the autopsy showed that surgeons mistakenly transplanted the bleeding heart of a liberal who had been murdered by a staunch NRA member in neighboring Cheyenne.

 

"Gimme that heart back, Dick!"

“I can’t believe this,” said Elaine Johnson, wife of heart donor Randolph Johnson.  ”How could they do this to my husband’s heart? I mean, even an Ebola Virus couldn’t survive in that man’s body, much less a truly functioning heart!

“This is one Dick who may have ripped off the U.S. and killed hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians, but he isn’t going to get away with this. I will be consulting a victim’s compensation attorney first thing Monday morning.”

[Note: this is satire]  –Jeff Fox

 
Victory: Occupy forces the May G8 conference to move out of Chicago

It is reported that, with a mounting resistance movement taking place, the G8 / NATO summit scheduled for May has been moved from Chicago to Camp David.   –Jeff Fox

 

How should Occupy Wall Street get its messages out using new and old media? That’s the subject of this engaging panel discussion, which followed the recent premiere of Kevin Breslin’s OWS documentary, WhileWeWatch. The panel included Priscilla Grimm of the  Occupied Wall St. Journal,  Jesse Lagreca of Daily Kos, Tim Pool of TimCastTV, and others. This [...]

 
Occupy Wall Street hits the road to 16 other cities

Occupiers from NYC are visiting occupations in 16 northeast cities to help organize for a spring offensive. Here’s the full press release from Occupy Wall Street. –Jeff Fox Early Wednesday morning, nearly two dozen occupiers boarded a 24 seat conversion bus in Brooklyn.  For the next five weeks, members of Occupy Wall Street (OWS) from [...]

 
[video] Occupy Newt! Occupy Sarasota demonstrates at Newt rally

Newt Gingrich just brought his One Percent message to an airplane hangar in Sarasota, FL. Occupy Sarasota was there to record his visit and demonstrate. Below, watch a video of his entire speech. (Thanks to Christopher Occupy Young for the photo and video, and Occupy Sarasota for turning out to expose Newt.) –Jeff Fox  

 

In this brief chat, Ben Cohen, of Ben & Jerry’s, tells us why he went down to Liberty Park to personally serve the occupiers ice cream and how they reacted when they found out who he was. He also tells how likely he thinks it is that Ben & Jerry’s will soon come out with [...]

 

Surprise! The foreign press get the point of Occupy, while the US media seemingly doesn’t. Watch as the president of the Foreign Press Association, Alan Capper, reads out loud the coverage of Occupy Wall Street in the UK’s Guardian and China’s press. In this same panel, which followed the premiere of Kevin Breslin’s OWS documentary, [...]

 

Occupy Wall Street invented its own media because the traditional media won’t tell the truth about Wall Street’s responsibility for the state of the country. That’s the subject of the panel discussion (see video below), which included Priscilla Grimm of the  Occupied Wall St. Journal,  Jesse Lagreca of Daily Kos, Tim Pool of TimCastTV, and others. [...]

 
[video] America's meanest town stops occupier from using tent as a sign

Tents and camping in Sarasota, Florida, are forbidden by Sarasota’s Draconian laws on public assembly. Because of those laws, the National Coalition for the Homeless lists Sarasota as American’s number 1 meanest city for the homeless. In the video below, this member of Occupy Sarasota describes how he was recently forced by Sarasota police to [...]

 
[video] Watch Jesse Lagreca skewer media hypocrisy in just 43 seconds

That’s all it took. Just 43 seconds. In this classic comment, Jesse Lagreca of the Daily Kos captures the utter hypocrisy of U.S. corporate media. Lagreca was speaking on a panel at the premiere Wednesday of the #OWS documentary #WhileWeWatch, at the Paley Center for Media. #WhileWeWatch is directed by filmmaker Kevin Breslin. All of the dozen or [...]

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